Live Life Recklessly

Took me 29 years to figure woman are just like men….they just want fucked.

Checked another item off my bucket list….sex with a pornstar. You can tell she has had practice, because she did shit to me I only dreamt about…#stillrecovering



1 1/2 year into my workout. Down from 205 to 150!!!! It’s vacation season!!!!



pretentiiousss:

oh my lord. OH MY LORD. 

It’s about time I see holiday spirit…,damn



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mysweetinsanityxx:

Shit, truth.

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nothimbles:

“We read to know that we are not alone.”

-C.S. Lewis


Damn sick Photoshop work

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Haha woman are evil

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I can’t go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

– Lewis Carroll  (via youmurderedmarilyn)

Very true our actions and experiences everyday create who I am!

(Source: quote-book)

Via

Guess it wanted a pussy photo instead ;)


What did the left pussy lip say to the other?

We used to be tight until we let some dick come between us.

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Lol

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Via My life, thoughts, and other random shit



yourdaydreamer:

oh my gosh <3



epic4chan:

10 things longer than Kim Kardashian’s marriage 



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